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Can't afford a Birkin Weekend Tote-Teal
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Can't afford a Birkin Weekend Tote-Teal
Can't afford a Birkin Weekend Tote-Teal
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Can't afford a Birkin Weekend Tote-Teal

Description

Make a bold statement with our Teal 'Can't Afford a Birkin' Weekend Tote — the ultimate blend of humor, function, and fashion. Crafted in vibrant turquoise with sturdy rope handles and a cheeky graphic nod to the iconic Birkin, this 24" x 13" oversized tote is your go-to for beach days, weekend getaways, and everyday slay.

Spacious enough to hold all your essentials — from laptops and sandals to wine and wardrobe changes — and stylish enough to turn heads at baggage claim, this bag says what we’re all thinking… with a wink.

Details:

  • Dimensions: 24" W x 13" H

  • Durable poly canvas with cotton rope handles

  • Bold black sketch print of Birkin-style flap with lock

  • Statement text: “Because I Can’t Afford a Birkin”

  • Lightweight yet sturdy—perfect as a carry-on, gym bag, or oversized purse

  • Makes the perfect gift for fashion lovers with a sense of humor

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We process orders within 1–2 business days. Standard shipping typically takes 3–5 business days.

La Luz Return and Exchange Information
Items may be returned within 14 days of receipt for store credit only. FINAL SALE ITEMS: ALL items marked SALE, swimsuits, body items (including bodysuits and sticky bras), jewelry, and all accessories (hats, belts, scarves, purses, candles, etc.) are FINAL SALE and not eligible for a return or exchange. All other items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition with tags attached. Store credit will be issued as a digital gift card once your return is processed.

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